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ABIT Stitches: (Print Version) 30 Snarcastic Stitches For You to Stab, Volume 1, 2nd Edition Cross-Stitch Pattern Book

Name: ABIT Stitches: (Print Version) 30 Snarcastic Stitches For You to Stab, Volume 1, 2nd Edition Cross-Stitch Pattern Book
Brand: ABITStitches
SKU: 1015392446
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Rating: 4.9 (56 reviews)

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Siblings Tara K. and Roy W.P. Reed present: 'ABIT Stitches: 30 Snarcastic Stitches For You to Stab, Volume 1!"

Combining Tara’s compulsive need to play with words and Roy’s artistic prowess, this collection of subversively witty, sassy, punny and off-side quips has something for everyone!

ABIT offers 30 large, easy-to-read and quality-tested counted cross-stitch patterns in traditional and modern styles ranging in difficulty from Beginner to Advanced. Finished designs measure from 5" X 4” to 9” X 11” and were created with framing in mind. Novice needleworkers can utilize a helpful How-To section with bonus mini-patterns that illustrate direction. Seasoned stitchers can express their individual tastes and style with customization suggestions.

Please note that this book was originally released under the title "A Bitch in Time." The title is the only significant change.

Patterns Included:

Always a Godmother, never a God.

Be a little more hard to get and a little less hard to get rid of.

Be the change I want to see in the world.

Carpe Do'em.

Climb every mountain, die on every hill.

Eat, pray, loathe.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can't change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know where to bury the bodies.

Go flaunt yourself.

He's just one guy in the grand scheme of flings.

I do all my own stuntmen.

I only get better with rage.

I need a little blue pill for premature infatuation.

If you love something, set it free. Love is for the weak.

It's okay to rationalize if you don't do it all the time.

I'll be the death of you.

I'm an emotional eater. Your feelings are delicious.

I'm not off-kilter, I have no kilter.

Just fries, no guys.

Passive/Active Aggressive.

P.S. I loathe you.

Pick all the battles!

Repiphany: Having the same great idea twice.

Revenge is the best revenge.

Sarcasm is a condiment. Put it on everything.

Sascrotch.

Swearing is part of my charm.

Thank you for being a fiend.

Truly, truly, truly outraged.

Until I get the blue box, he gets the blue balls.

Every pattern in this craft book is also available as an instant download digital PDF, which can be printed out or used on your favourite smart device.

ABIT of Praise!

"I am a big fan of that special combination of classic cross-stitch and blunt humour, and with "ABIT Stitches" it looks like Tara and Roy have given that idea a good workout! I really like the variety of styles, from traditional to fresh, and there are plenty of sassy sayings to sink your needle into. There’s a broad range of tastes as well, so if you’re a self-respecting stitcher with a smart sense of humour, you’ve no excuse!

If you know someone who still believes that cross stitch is just for grannies, this book ought to change their mind, or sending them running away in fear – either way, result!
- Jamie Chalmers, AKA: Mr. X Stitch, XStitch Magazine

"Tara and Roy definitely deserve a high-five for their brilliant execution of a stitched neon sign AND their understanding of where french fries fall on the priority list! ABIT STITCHES lets you take a nice, constructive stabbing break anytime too much becomes WAY too much!"

—Haley Pierson-Cox, author of Improper Cross-Stitch, Cross Stitch The Golden Girls, and Feminist Stitches

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All Patterns Are Copyright© 2020 The Reed Studio and Doorflower Company.

These patterns are for personal use only, a finished product is a derivative work and no amount may be sold without permission from the copyright owner. If you would like to sell your finished products, whether for charity or profit, you must get permission from The Reed Studio and Doorflower Company. Redistribution of ABIT Stitches patterns in any form is expressly forbidden.

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I love this book! I want to do every pattern in it. And eventually will! I’ve started on one pattern. They are easy to read/follow. I like that they give suggestions on each pattern for color changes and other ways to make it more “you.” The back has all kinds of helpful tips on how to cross stitch, threads, needles, knots, etc. They even put in templates for you to write down any color changes you’ve decided to make so you can easily keep track. It’s obvious that a lot of time, effort, and care went into this and I look forward to more of them in the future.